The Holy Empire of Becks secret army is a huge, safe nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 200 million Becks secret armyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Becks secret armyian economy, worth 15.8 trillion beckcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,950 beckcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are forced to donate blood once every three months, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), the military has gone fission for more funding, and Leader's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Becks secret army's national animal is the beck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Becks secret army is ranked 60,167^th in the world and 17^th in Cutie Pookies for Safest, scoring 98.89 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.